SpinsterLibrarian.net

Monday, December 30, 2002

  Friday, Dec. 27th: Went to a party at Matt R.'s, drank some Calvados, enjoyed the company, just generally had a good time. On the way there, we did a bit of war driving with Mitch's laptop and new Orinoco wireless card. It found several connections, most of them unsecured. When we got back to Mitch's house, we started watching The Man Who Wasn't There, but I got sleepy and we had to turn it off.

Sunday, Dec. 29th: We had the Fire Communion service at church -- one of my favorites. It is about letting go of the old year and moving into the new one. We always have it the Sunday right before or right after New Year's. You write on a little slip of paper things from the last year that you want to leave behind, and then you burn it. Many of us also do resolutions for the new year. Last year, my resolutions were about getting involved more, not being so shy, being more assertive, etc. I think that I have made some progress on those fronts.
After lunch, went to Mitch's to finish watching The Man Who Wasn't There, then I helped Mitch feed his fish.

Saturday, December 28, 2002

  Dec. 21st: Went to see Two Weeks Notice, which was nice. And then had dinner at Nagasaki Inn. (Mitch commented on the oddness of a Japanese restaurant in America being named after a Japanese city that we dropped an atom bomb on.) Had a really good time there, and when he drove me back to my car, we sat and talked in his car for a while. My doing really, I was just enjoying myself so much that I didn't want the evening to end. The windows fogged up from us sitting in it talking, and I wonder what it looked like to people passing by...

Tuesday, Dec. 24th - Wednesday, Dec. 25th: We had gotten a few inches of snow, so Mitch had come home from his mom's house (an hour away) early. When I found out that he was home alone on Christmas Eve, I asked him if he wanted company. We watched an Eddie Izzard DVD and then stayed up until 2 am talking. We probably could have talked all night, but he had to work the next day. I hadn't realized that, and felt really bad that I had been keeping him up all night, but he said that it didn't bother him, that he would have mentioned it if he had wanted me to go.
Wednesday night: When I arrived he had a fire in the fireplace and lit candles -- nice. We watched Finding Forrester getting gradually cozier on the couch together. I'm a touchy-feely person. I like to hug people and stuff like that, but several of my friends don't like that kind of thing, so I don't get to do it much. Mitch is very touchy-feely and cuddly -- I like that. (I noticed just this week that I hugged a friend that really doesn't like that sort of thing...look out people, I'm afraid that my long-repressed touchy-feeliness has been unleashed.)


Friday, December 27, 2002

  So here's the first installment of a brief recap of the last two weeks:

Saturday, Dec. 14th: Got a message from Mitch from the personals site. Emailed Mitch. He responded. Emailing continued. I wrote about him on the blog -- he read it. He mentioned that he might be at the megabookstore that night -- Matt and I went, but he never made it. I was on the lookout for him the entire time, and was a bit of a nervous wreck.

Monday, Dec. 16th: My neighbor, Cindi, let me use her computer, and Mitch and I chatted for nearly four hours. My friend, Angela, messaged me from Japan, harassing me to ask him out. (I felt guilty about giving Ang the play by play, but later found out that he was doing the same with his friend Matt.) I asked him if we could get together that night (I was thinking Penny Lane Coffeehouse, or somesuch), but he couldn't go. He then asked me if I'd like to go out to dinner the next night.

Tuesday, Dec. 17th: We were meeting at 7 at Angelo's for dinner. As I drove down Main Street, I saw him waiting outside the restaurant. I parked around the other side of the block from where he was, and came out of a passage between buildings -- catching him off guard, as he was expecting to see me coming from half a block away. We had a really nice dinner and then talked for about an hour. Then we went to the megabookstore for a little while. As he left, he left it up to me, saying that I should contact him if I wanted to.

Sunday, December 22, 2002

  Taking a break from my love life for a moment...

The other day we heard a tremendous crashing of dozens of video tapes hitting the floor in the video room. We rushed in thinking that one of the wall mounted racks had fallen off the wall. There was a little boy sitting on the floor with a stunned look on his face. "Are you okay?" we asked, thinking that he had somehow gotten hurt. He curled into a ball and started crying. "He's not hurt," his mother said as she picked up the tapes off the floor, "just embarrassed. I told him not to spin the rack too fast, and then he spun it with all his might and sent them all flying." Man, the mess was quite impressive. He must have spun that thing with all he had, kind of like those old ladies spinning the big wheel on The Price is Right.

  Wednesday morning a certain gay male friend of mine called:
Friend: Can you talk?
Me: Huh?
Friend: Are you alone?
Me: Yes... (puzzled)
Friend: Oh, I thought that he might be there...
Me: Ohmigawd! As if! Like I would sleep with him on the first date!?
Friend: (trying to cover) Oh no! It was just a joke! Just kidding! Just kidding!


Friday, December 20, 2002

  I have a dilemma. Do I write about Mitch on the blog? It would kind of suck not to be able to share, but I don't want to have to ask him not to read my blog anymore. (He offered to stop reading it, and I believe that he would.) How much would I have told you guys anyway? Hmm...not sure. Decisions, decisions. One thought that I've had is to actually create a separate blog just for talking about it. I've also thought doing just the parts about him the way they do spoilers on a Star Wars website I used to look at. I would set the text to be the same color as the background, and you would highlight the lines to see what it says. Like this:

Mitch and I are going to go out again on Saturday.

Any thoughts?

Thursday, December 19, 2002

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

  My hair has a mind of it's own, and I pretty much let it do it's own thing, and generally we peacefully co-exist. But this morning where it decided that it wanted to part is where my one-and-only grey hair is! So all day long, I have this grey hair standing up out of my part...oh yeah, and did I mention that I have a date tonight? And he's a lot taller than me, so there it will be waving at him all evening... Should I pull it out? Old wives' tales be damned?

  Bowling for Columbine was great. Everyone should have to watch it. I was so into it that I didn't notice several guys get up and walk out early on -- one of my friends told me about it after the movie was over.

This morning, when I was starting up all the computers I found a printer with sheets torn out of a spiral bound note book in the paper tray. Oh, that would have been fun! Picking tiny bits of paper out of the jammed up printer...I'm going to be on the lookout for that kid!

Some of you may remember me talking about the Trekkie nun who has changed her last name to Janeway and uses her real last name as her first name... Well, she is a regular customer at the branch where I work now, coming in at least once a week. So maybe I'll get some good Sister Janeway stories out of it.

Saturday, December 14, 2002

  Okay, many moons ago I put a personal ad on Salon.com...I forgot about the ad completely, and then this morning I got a response from it:

Subject: I'm close on this one...

"(You are) Smart, warm, and funny. Computer skills a definite plus."

Me, Me, Me as well... And Me too.

I'm a smart cookie, I graduated from High School at
Mid-term (but then later dropped out of college to
work full-time) and have a love (which means horde) of
useless trivial facts. I take very good care of my
fish, and I sometimes tear-up at sad movies (but not
TV). I laugh at myself, politics and situations, but I
try very very hard not to laugh at others. Not only do
I have computer skills, I'm a computer professional at
D-------- (with a passion for all things digital)

I enjoy Literature, Film, Tv, and Gaming of all sorts.
Not to mention Music, dining out, and too much more to
list! If you'd like to chat sometime about anything at
all drop me a line:

(listed his email, MSN, ICQ, AIM, and Y!)

TTYL


Hmm...any thoughts? I did a Google search on him, and am contemplating trying a bit of social engineering to get some more info...

Wednesday, December 11, 2002

  I'm busy doing homework...come back later.

Saturday, December 07, 2002

 
It looks like I'm going to be getting a new home computer.

If we build it, here's the case, isn't she purty? Add an 80GB hard disk - $90, a floppy - $20, i845GE motherboard with AGP port - $120, 256MB of RAM - $50, power supply, mouse, keyboard, speakers, I already have a decent monitor and printer.

Or, I might order one from Dell: 1.8GHz P4, 128MB RAM, 120GB hard disk, 48x CD-ROM, CD-RW, 32MB video card, and some surely crappy speakers for $549 plus shipping after a $100 mail-in rebate


  I was waiting on a 60-ish guy yesterday who wanted a book or two about grammar and spelling, because he felt that he is kind of weak on the basics because of his early schooling. He told me that he went to a really small school in the country where the teachers had no more than a high school diploma, and the principal once told them that we could never go to the moon, because there was a shell around the earth... So, I took him over to the section where the style guides are:
Me: Hmm...this one looks like it's for people for whom English is a second language...
Him: Well, English is actually my third language.
Me: Oh, really?
Him: My first and second languages are Hillbilly and Profanity -- I'm fluent in those two, but I struggle mightily with English.


  Day Five:

My new boss and I have been going over my tasks and duties because she is going to be on vacation next week. A lot of what I'm doing here is processing busywork to keep me occupied in between reference questions. Ironically, I think that my old job was more complex and utilized my reference skills more, even though I was categorized (and paid) as a clerk. Now, I'm doing many tasks that I think that a clerk could do, but I'm considered a paraprofessional. Go figure.

At the end of the day, my new boss told me that she my first week had gone very well, and asked me about how I felt about it. I told her that I feel that with this new job I'm pulling from my experience in all my past jobs, library or otherwise, and that the change had been much easier than I had feared. I really don't know what I was worried about, but I had been stressed out about it.

Thursday, December 05, 2002

  Day Three:

Ugh. I got some kind of stomach flu and only managed to work half the day. Spent the rest of the day in bed (and in the bathroom) wishing someone would put me out of my misery. Mom came over with ginger ale and chicken broth.

Day Four:

Still a bit queasy, but much better than yesterday. We had our system-wide Christmas party this morning, which was nice. We put up a Christmas tree at our branch -- the other reader's advisor assembled the tree and put on the lights, and I finished it by putting on the garland, ornaments and angel. After work, we are getting together at a restaurant for a party for the woman whose job I'm now doing.

Tuesday, December 03, 2002

  Day Two:

The bad news is that as soon as I got my computer set up just the way I like it, the hard drive started making horrible noises. The good news is that they brought me a brand-spankin'-new one this afternoon! (I called the head of Computer Services and held the phone next to the box as it went moan-sigh-moan-sigh-hiss-moan-sigh-soundofwaterboiling-moan-sigh, etc.)

My new boss' office is directly behind my desk, so there will be no blogging or posting to Rovidica during work hours. : (

  Day One:

I arrived at my new job just after 8 a.m., I had come early so that I could get my desk set up. I'm really glad that I did, because it was a mess. The woman who had had the desk before me had just left without cleaning it up. When I opened the drawer, it was a disaster area! It was filled with pens, pencils, and other office supplies, but she had also left all sorts of personal items, such as: two bottles of Sweet Breath, lots of Wint-o-green Lifesavers, and several tubes of lip balm -- I think she has some sort of paranoia about bad breath/chapped lips. So, I emptied the drawer completely, wiped it out, and started putting back what I wanted to keep, and throwing lots of stuff. She even left a mousepad made by her grandson! I gave it to my boss to send to her.

I pretty much went straight to work when we opened, asking questions of my boss and co-workers as things came up, but by the end of the day, it didn't seem like it could still be my first day at work. Maybe because the job is so similar to what I'm already doing at the university, I took right to it.

A few notable patron encounters:
  • A female college student who had a long list of books/plays that had been made into films to watch for an assignment was only interested in seeing one film on the list: A River Runs Through It Surprise! The only one on the list starring Brad Pitt!


  • The woman who talked loudly on her cell phone, saying at one point, "I can talk -- I'm just at the library!" (So where does she think that it is inappropriate to talk loudly on a cell phone? A doctor's waiting room? Church? The ladies room?)


  • The woman who called several times throughout the day to get Consumer Reports' opinions on various used cars that she was looking at for her 16 year old's first car. (While Consumer Reports liked the 1995 Pontiac Grand Prix, they panned the 1999 GMC Jimmy, saying that the handling was "cumbersome," the brakes had been improved to "adequate", and that the Blazer and Jimmy lines were found to be "subpar.")


  • Also, several moms came in to get books for their kids' who were writing papers on environmental subjects, such as "the food chain" and "deforestation."


Friday, November 29, 2002

  Looking for something for that fundamentalist Christian on your Christmas list? Shop online at Landover Baptist Church! (link from David)

Wednesday, November 27, 2002

Tuesday, November 26, 2002

  Well, I've been focusing on cleaning off my desk today, and have found lots of interesting little tidbits that I have accumulated over the past few years:

  • On a scrap of paper, a URL with the note "cool scrollbar"
  • A quote from an episode of Dr. Who, "First things first, but not necessarily in that order."
  • The name of a Toronto bookstore that I thought was really funny: This Ain't the Rosedale Library
  • Actual statement from our department supervisor while reviewing applications for a delivery job, "I don't discriminate, but I wouldn't hire a girl for this job."
  • A photocopy of a Camel Cigarette ad from the just after WWII, that includes this copy:
    According to a recent Nationwide survey: More Doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette
    When 113,597 doctors from coast to coast -- in every field of medicine -- were asked by three independent research organizations to name the cigarette they smoked, more doctors named Camel than any other brand!

  • Eleven bookmarks
  • A quote that I believe was said by my friend Angela when we were discussing our dating difficulties, "I come with too much baggage -- I actually have thoughts."
  • A stack of overdue notices from The Library of Congress that we received last fall and spring during the anthrax scare. The L of C had to store returned items in warehouses for months because it took so long to screen them for anthrax -- yet the overdues department sent out overdues and nasty letters demanding their return, as if nothing unusual were going on. Ah, bureaucracy!
  • A photocopy of my letter to the editor that was printed in Library Journal.
  • A copy of God's Total Quality Management Questionnaire
  • This quote, unattributed, "If you play a mistake once, it's just a mistake -- if you repeat it, that's jazz."
  • A "Needs Assessment Survey" and "Religious Needs Survey" from a prison that we loan to
  • Pictures of Will Shortz that I took when I got to meet him at IU
  • Three AOL cds


Monday, November 25, 2002

Sunday, November 24, 2002

  Is it just me, or does the white background remind you of a 'Switch' ad?While helping a student find information on Coca-Cola advertising, I ran across a cute Coca-Cola ad from India

Further research revealed that the actor in the ad, Aamir Khan, is a HUGE star in India, and recently appeared in Lagaan: Once Upon A Time In India, which I've been told is a great movie.

Surely some fan could help Aamir redo his sadly lacking Tripod-hosted homepage.


  Problem: Net Nanny blocked access to the website of the Flesh (OH) Public Library.
Their solution: Make a change in Net Nanny to allow access? Get rid of Net Nanny? No, they changed the library's URL.

Saturday, November 23, 2002

Friday, November 22, 2002

  More Kikkoman ads! And here's the translation of the first ad that I posted:

It came from the star of an soybean.
He is the messenger of justice.
Food will become very delicious if soy sauce is poured instantly.
Fly in dining out! It is mortal work Kikko-panch!
"fried egg ... soy sauce is best."
Show me Show you Kikkoman...

It came from the star of an soybean.
Funky that guy is Kikkoman.
Soy sauce is good for the body.
There is also a sterilization action.
It does not become a comparison in sauce and catsup.
It is mortal work Kikko beam!
"Therefore, it must also have been told to egg baking that soy sauce
was the best!"
Show me Show you Kikkoman...


(translation from Tom Tomorrow)

  Longtime readers may remember my August 26th post about Todd's roommate getting his brand new mountain bike stolen after leaving it out on the front porch, unlocked:

Me: So, did he lose another bike?

Todd: And yes that's 4 bikes stolen now: two off the front porch, one from college, and the other one he left locked to a stop sign somewhere...he can't remember, because he was on sleeping pills


Four bikes. In three months. And each time, he just buys another one.


Thursday, November 21, 2002

  We got a really weird patron complaint today...

Free up the inter-library loan system, or do away with it all together. In its present form it is of use to no one but the employee who is paid to oversee it. How nice that some politicaly conected person has that job.


Huh? Who's he talking about -- my boss? Politically connected? Does he think that it's some sort of patronage job? Whatever.

Wednesday, November 20, 2002

  I start my new job December 2nd -- twelve days from now. I have a lot to do before then, such as cleaning up my work area...

OMG, I had no idea that it was that bad...

Tuesday, November 19, 2002

  Everyone keeps congratulating me on the new job, and almost every time I'm like, "Huh, what? Oh yeah! Uh, thanks." They ask if I'm excited, but I'm really more nervous than excited. I'm sure everything will be fine, but I can't help worrying. Will they like me? Will I like them? But then I just think about the money, and it makes it all better. ; )

Monday, November 18, 2002

  WOOT! I got the promotion! Who wants to celebrate? What night? Friday night? Saturday night?

  (Backstory: Chris is working on new themes for his blog) Hey Chris, check out this guy's old skool ascii blog.

Friday, November 15, 2002

  I'm only 22% Bitch?! Some people would disagree...



I'm way below average for my age... "The bitchiest age group so far is 29 year olds. 29 year olds average 42% bitchy."
And fellas, watch out for those beer drinkin' girls... "Women who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their boyfriends."

  What do you get when you mix Flash animation and Kikkoman Soy Sauce? This.

Thursday, November 14, 2002

  Will Barbie's next career be as a librarian? (Scroll down the page and vote on the lower right. Link from Jessica)


Wednesday, November 13, 2002

Tuesday, November 12, 2002

  I'm sort of known for my funky purses, which most of you never get to see, so here's the very first installment of...
Le Sac du Jour



It's a child-sized Harry Potter backback, in honor of the debut of the second HP movie this week.


  Les Morris Presents:

Interlibrary loan theater: A tragedy

  • Act I: A discussion of the dreaded staples. Blood, alarums, wailing.

  • Act II: A discussion of bookbands - removal and return. Threats, posturing.

  • Act III: A discussion of tape and post-it notes on books. Preservationist revolt.

  • Act IV: Offenders murdered in the stacks. Civil war. Tapers vs. staplers. Preservationists vs. tapers vs. removers in a grand melee.

Now, there's a play worth the ticket price. (A preview can currently be seen on the ILL-L listserv.)

  Here's a little sumptin-sumptin for the gamers: Penny Arcade

I don't even play games, but I love their comics...they'd probably be even funnier if I knew what in the hell they were talking about!

Monday, November 11, 2002

  Looking for that special something for Christmas? How about a Possum fur G string and Possum fur nipple covers?!

  We got a call today on the library switchboard...

Switchboard Operator: Library switchboard -- how may I direct your call?
Caller: I wanna talk to somebuddy about gettin' a job, 'cause I know that there liberry's gettin' built.
SO: (trying not to laugh) Please hold and I will connect you to our Human Resources department.
Caller: The whut?!
SO: The people that do the hiring...
Caller: Oh, okay.


  Shh...

Today, on the way back from lunch, a car backed into a street sign, resulting in a really loud, horrible noise of metal on metal, right next to us. I jumped, and shrieked, "SHIT-SHIT-SHIT!" God, I was embarrassed...


Saturday, November 09, 2002

  On my way to work today, there was a stretch of highway where there were about 16 cars pulled over on the shoulders and in the median going in either direction. So, I'm thinking, "Chain reaction wrecks...in both directions...simultaneously?!" When I got up closer, I saw one wrecked car -- front end totalled, steam coming out of the busted radiator, approximately twenty people (mostly men), and one dead deer. It was a good sized buck, with six to eight points, and I think that they were all hoping that they would get to take it home.

It reminded me of the time that a deer wandered into my high school's football arena, and couldn't find its way out again. A bunch of male students ran out to the parking lot to get their hunting gear. Thank God, it was only bow season...

Friday, November 08, 2002

  No Child Unrecruited
Buried deep within the No Child Left Behind Act's 670 pages, is a provision requiring public secondary schools to provide military recruiters not only with access to facilities, but also with contact information for every student -- or face a cutoff of all federal aid.
Recruiters are up-front about their plans to use school lists to aggressively pursue students through mailings, phone calls, and personal visits -- even if parents object. "The only thing that will get us to stop contacting the family is if they call their congressman," says Major Johannes Paraan, head U.S. Army recruiter for Vermont and northeastern New York. "Or maybe if the kid died, we'll take them off our list."


  1. Did you vote in your last elections? Yes. I always vote, even in the primaries.

2. Do you know who your elected representatives are? Yep.

3. Have you ever contacted an elected representative? Yes. If so, what was it about? Most recently, I wrote to our congressman asking him to vote against the war powers resolution.

4. Have you ever participated in a demonstration? Yes. I went to D.C. in October, and I protested in Louisville when Bush visited there Nov. 1.

5. Have you ever volunteered in an election? A. When I was in high school, I passed out flyers at a polling station for a school board candidate. B. I worked at a polling station during the 2002 election farce. What was the result? A. He got re-elected. B. America got screwed.

Wednesday, November 06, 2002

Tuesday, November 05, 2002


Monday, November 04, 2002

 

Okay, so at this trade show they had an enormous scanner, and for 2000 yen ($18) you could get a 4' x 6' poster of your full-body scan...



  From an article about the librarian shortage:
In the next 12 years, nearly half of the nation's 125,000 fully trained librarians are expected to retire, according to the Chicago-based American Library Association.

Earlier this year, first lady Laura Bush -- a former librarian -- proposed spending $10 million next year to recruit a "new generation of librarians." That money has yet to be approved by Congress.

Public perception about the profession may be one reason proponents have been unable to attract new blood. Low salaries may be another. For careers requiring a master's degree, librarians earn among the lowest salaries, on average less than $32,000 for starting positions. A school librarian with five years' experience working in Indianapolis Public Schools earns $37,919.

And Indiana's 1,004 licensed librarians are graying. The state averages about 60 to 70 school librarian vacancies a year. Indiana University, the only state university with a library science program accredited by the American Library Association, turns out about 25 graduates annually -- not enough, based on the need.


Saturday, November 02, 2002

  After nineteen years of avoiding all contact with water, my cat, Moggie, is now fascinated with it, and even jumped in the tub the other morning...



  I saw this on a website today and thought that it was interesting:

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, there would be:

57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south
8 Africans
52 would be female
48 would be male
70 would be non-white
30 would be white
70 would be non-Christian
30 would be Christian
89 would be heterosexual
11 would be homosexual
6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.
80 would live in substandard housing
70 would be unable to read
50 would suffer from malnutrition
1 would be near death; 1 would be near birth
1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education
1 would own a computer

Friday, November 01, 2002

  Dead But Awake: I have an aunt who died, was revived, and remembered everything that happened while she was dead. She was able to recount for the doctors their entire conversation about what to put on her death certificate as the cause of death -- a conversation that they had while she was dead.


Thursday, October 31, 2002

  How cute is the new Bug convertible?



  This morning we carved pumpkins in our office...




Tuesday, October 29, 2002

  The Biz is back! After a long absence, Gabe and Aaron have started posting again, and they have a new contributor, Chris. Hooray!


Monday, October 28, 2002

Sunday, October 27, 2002

  This morning, I'm in Frederick, Maryland, where we spent the night after going to the protest in DC yesterday. It was great. I have lots of pictures, and I will write more about it when I get home.

Friday, October 25, 2002

  Blogger hacked!

Update: I have fixed the above link. I'm not sure if the hackers messed it up, or I did!

  Well, I didn't get the job that I put in for... But the position of the woman who did get it will now be open, and I think that have a very good chance of getting it. It is the same job, but at a different branch.

Thursday, October 24, 2002

  I'm leaving at 4pm Friday to go to Washington, D.C. for the peace demonstration. I'll tell you all about it when I get back, and I should have lots of pictures.


 
'And we're trying to mix it up. We're trying to use this as a powerful tool. I told my staff: "I no longer have any encyclopedias, any dictionaries, or any reference materials anywhere in my office, whatsoever, I don't need them. I've stopped using all reference materials because you don't need it. All you need is a search engine.'


Who said that? Secretary of State Colin Powell did, in remarks before President's Council of Advisers on Science and Technology, October 17th, 2002. Maybe this explains all the false information on Iraq coming out of the Bush administration these days! (link from Ross Riker)

Wednesday, October 23, 2002

  OMG. I got a B+ and an A- on the disastrous presentation that I gave a couple of weeks ago. Unbelievable. I'm telling you, it was bad. I HATE public speaking, and am not good at it at all. I wanted to apologize to the other students for them having had to suffer through my presentation.

Monday, October 21, 2002

  Todd emailed from Hawaii where he is visiting his friend Ted:
This neighbor girl has an old 80's Volkswagen that wasn't running, so I asked her if I could check it out. She said yeah, and then I asked, could I take it to Honolulu if I fixed it. She said that if I could get it running, I could use it the rest of the time I am here. I had to change the alternator belt and jump start it, but the thing ran good for several days. This morning, it died again, but I think it is as simple as a loose wire or a dirty rotor cap. I'll have to check it out later.

That is just so Todd.

  I'm a huge Boondocks fan, so this really pissed me off:

"The Boondocks." Aaron McGruder, the young cartoonist who creates "The Boondocks" comic strip, makes a living out of pushing buttons.

Readers tend to either love his work or hate it, depending on whether they think his comic strip characters are providing social/political satiric comic relief or hate-filled commentary.

In last Sunday's Comics section, one "Boondocks" character repeated a German official's recent characterization of President Bush as a modern-day Hitler. The other character replied that even he wouldn't make that comparison, but then tossed out this zinger: "Hitler was democratically elected, wasn't he?"

The strip, reprinted in newspapers around the country, prompted readers to say that this time McGruder had gone too far. I would argue that while this one pushed the limits, it didn't cross the line.

I'm not a "Boondocks" fan. But I am a fan of the First Amendment, which means McGruder has the right to make fun of the president of the United States and to make my life complicated by doing so, which he does --- often.

The controversy over this particular strip was compounded by its running in the Sunday comics pages, which are printed in advance and often are not read by news editors before being distributed. (During the week, "The Boondocks" runs inside the Living section, and editors have, in the past, tweaked its language before publication.)

As my colleague Don Wycliff of the Chicago Tribune responded to Tribune readers' complaints about the same strip, "The Boondocks" is a popular feature with many readers, who find humor, as well as interesting commentary, among its cast of characters.

It is part of a large menu of offerings the newspaper makes available to readers --- and no one is obligated to eat everything on the buffet.


Mike King
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

I find it interesting that right after saying he's a fan of the First Amendment and affirming Aaron's freedom of speech rights, he admits that they have censored him before, and probably would have done in this case, if they had caught it earlier. (Link from Tom Tomorrow via David)

  If

I kind of laughed uncomfortably at that because my posts have been seriously lacking lately. I'm kind of caught in a catch-22 -- when I have something to blog, I don't have time, when I have time, there's usually nothing to blog. I actually have some stuff to write about (Fake British Guy), but I have been too pressed for time lately.



Sunday, October 20, 2002

Saturday, October 19, 2002

Friday, October 18, 2002


  Here are the Friday Five:

1. How many TVs do you have in your home?
Two. One is broken, the other is on it's last legs.

2. On average, how much TV do you watch in a week?
At this time, just a few hours. I don't watch tv at home anymore -- bad tvs, no cable -- so I only watch when I'm at other people's places.

3. Do you feel that television is bad for young children?
Yeah, I worry about my little nieces who are watching way too much tv...

4. What TV shows do you absolutely HAVE to watch, and if you miss them, you're heartbroken?
There are shows that I would like to watch but don't have time, but I know that I can catch them later in reruns or syndication.

5. If you had the power to create your own television network, what would your line-up look like?
I'll have to devote an entire blog entry to answering that question...


Thursday, October 17, 2002

  I'm interviewing for the new job today...

Update: The interview lasted an hour and a half, and I felt really good about it. Now, I have to wait about a week to find out if I got it.


Monday, October 14, 2002

  One of my co-workers came back from vacation today, and when we had a few minutes alone, I caught her up on what happened while she was away, most importantly, my big blowout with the boss (see 10/6 post). When I got to the part about my boss denying that she ever said that I could work on Saturdays -- basically calling me a liar -- my co-worker said that she was there when we had that conversation, and she clearly remembers our boss saying that I could! So, I'm not crazy, and now I'm even more pissed at my supervisor for not standing up for me. God, I hope I get that other job!

Friday, October 11, 2002

  The Onion A-V Club asked a bunch of people, "Is there a God?"

  Jimmy Carter has been awarded this year's Nobel Peace Prize. I can't think of anyone more deserving of the honor.




Wednesday, October 09, 2002


Tuesday, October 08, 2002

  Tim's post about buying Gay Times magazine reminded me of when I was a bookstore clerk.
Guys would tend to pick out several porn mags, and then pick up a weekly news magazine to cover them with, U.S. News and World Report, or somesuch. It got to the point that if I saw one of those on top of a stack of magazines, I was actually surprised if there was not porn underneath. One day, I was ringing up a guy who was buying gay porn. No big woop. When I pulled away the second-to-last magazine, there was a car magazine on the bottom! Nothing like Automobile or Car and Driver, it was a magazine for guys who work on their own cars! I nearly laughed out loud in surprise. It was as if he was hiding the car magazine -- like he was embarassed to be buying it.

  A local elementary school, that has 468 students, was only allocated $146 to buy new books this year. That's 32 cents per child. Thirty-two cents.

  Frankfurt Book Fair
I love the part about the success of "cartoon novels from Japan, known as magnas." Magnas. Geez.



Sunday, October 06, 2002

  If you're looking for a present to buy me for Christmas, here's a good place to start.

  October 1st was a turning point. I decided that I'm going to take the next decent job that comes along, that I no longer will put up with the low pay and lack of respect that I'm getting, while at the same time doing lots of things that are above and beyond my job description. Our supervisor showed me exactly how little she thinks of me, and my boss didn't stick up for me at all -- just sat by silently. I owe them no more loyalty. My departure will cause them a lot of problems, and instead of feeling bad about it, I will be experiencing schadenfreude. Once I had decided, I felt so good, like a huge weight had been lifted.

Saturday, October 05, 2002

  In class the other night, we divided up into small groups to talk about how our projects are going. When it was my turn, I told them that I hadn't gotten to talk to my clients yet, but that I was thinking putting their name, logo, and a navigation bar in a small frame across the top of the pages. "So, you're going to use frames?!" one girl asked, in the same tone that you would say, "So, you're going to club a baby seal?!" She made me feel like some sort of criminal. Geez. I'm not a big fan of frames, and we're only talking about one small banner across the top of the page -- it'll be like having another toolbar.

Friday, October 04, 2002

  Are you ready to rumble?!


  Darn. It turns out that the Bush pic has been photoshopped. But this picture is for real...





Tuesday, October 01, 2002

  I should be working on homework, but there is just so much to blog about!

Andrew told me today about an incident that happened while I was gone last week.

There is a woman who works in end processing who is suffering from mental illness. If she took her medications, she might be fine, but she does not take them regularly. She could probably qualify for disability benefits, but claims that she really likes her job, and doesn't want to give it up. She is Catholic, and often writes long letters to the Pope -- we know, because she has asked people to weigh them, and tell her how much postage she needs to mail them.

In the latest staff newsletter, she read that one of the clerks in the children's area is a belly dancer, and teaches belly dancing. Well, this offended her in some way, and she called the girl's supervisor to say that the girl is a "godless heathen," and that she does not want her to come into her area to pick up materials anymore. After she finished that call, she asked an audio-visual cataloguer nearby if she had been too loud on the phone. He said no, and joked that he all he heard was the phrase "godless heathen," and that he thought that she had been talking about him, because he's an atheist. Horrifed, she backed away, and scurried back into her work area. Later on, she came out and glared at him for a while, then scurried away again when he looked at her.

It all might have ended quietly there, but she went into another department and told them about the phone call that she had made, and they reported it to the director of Human Resources. After talking to everyone involved, she decided to leave it up to the various supervisors involved as to whether the woman will be written up. Apparently the HR lady was a bit taken aback to learn about the belly dancing clerk, so we're wondering if that is going to have repercussions later.

Actually, there are quite a few bellydancing librarians.



Monday, September 30, 2002

 
You are 42% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.
You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!
Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!
You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com



Sunday, September 29, 2002

  This phrase in the latest True Porn Clerk Stories entry caught my attention:

"...but our customers, as a rule, do not hold degrees in library science."

  Jessica and Bartley got married yesterday.

Congratulations you two!

Saturday, September 28, 2002

Friday, September 27, 2002

  Happy Birthday, Google!

Be sure to check out their cool new News site.


  Is anybody else really excited about this? I want to go to a late showing on opening night, just like last year. Who wants to go with me?

  Remember the vibrating Harry Potter broomstick? A British comedian called Mattel to complain about it. (link from Davezilla)

Thursday, September 26, 2002

Wednesday, September 25, 2002

  So, this evening I'm arriving at IU, in a huge hurry because I have, like, ten minutes to make final changes to my assignment and turn it in. I'm rushing across the parking lot, and a guy rushing the other direction asks, "Are you a blogger?" Huh? What the Hell? Am I wearing a sign?! Oh yeah, I am -- I'm wearing my Blogger t-shirt! "Uh, yeah." I can't stop, I have to get a computer lab, now. So as we pass, we tell each other our URLs, and keep going.

Tuesday, September 24, 2002

  Whenever I go to KFC, they always get my order wrong, but not like this.

Monday, September 23, 2002

  What do you wear after you've lost your shirt in a Nigerian money scam? This. (link from Evan)


Sunday, September 22, 2002

  I'm working on an assignment for my web design class, so I will not be posting much until Thursday. I have been so busy lately that my entries have degenerated to simply being links -- no real content. I'm going to stop trying to post something daily, and focus more on quality instead of quantity. Rovidica should be morphing into CultureGeeks soon, so I will be posting there as well, and bringing the focus back to library-related matters over here.

BTW, I spotted Fake British Guy at the megabookstore last night, but couldn't get a picture because the batteries in my camera died. However, I did finally get to see what kind of car he drives, so that was some consolation.

Friday, September 20, 2002



Thursday, September 19, 2002


  You know how companies put out those calendars with sexy girls posing with their products? Well, it has gone too far. (link from Davezilla)

Tuesday, September 17, 2002


Monday, September 16, 2002


Sunday, September 15, 2002

  A homeless guy with a homepage. This kind of thing has actually existed for a while, but this one is getting lots of attention.


 
Cool, huh? Click on the picture to go to the photographer's homepage and see more cool stuff.


Friday, September 13, 2002

  Videotopia: a travelling museum of video games

  Woohoo! My hits just broke 3,000! It was only two months ago that I broke 1,000 and that had taken three months. Do I have a readership? Or just one or two people obsessively checking for new posts? In either case, be sure to register yourself on my GuestMap. Thanks.




Thursday, September 12, 2002

  A library patron's comments about the film Another Day in Paradise:
"Very vulgar language. Sex and drugs. Not suitable for viewing. Burn it."
Gee, don't hold back...tell us how you really feel! Note: They didn't have a problem with the violence.


  We just got a call from the US Postal Service trying to get us to switch back to shipping our books with them. My boss told them that we have been very happy with UPS, and plan to keep using them. She told them the many reasons why we switched, mainly the number of items that were destroyed or simply disappeared in transit, and the fact that to insure items, we would have to make a trip to the post office and fill out paperwork. In the year and a half that we have been using UPS, there has only been one damaged item, and they paid us for it. When the USPS had damaged our items, they simply slapped a "We Care." sticker on them, and would not reimburse us. There were items that had obviously gotten caught in their processing machines and, my personal favorites, books that had obvious tire tracks on them from where they had been run over by trucks.

Wednesday, September 11, 2002

  Tired of those boring traditional bonsai decorations? (Link from Jan, who got it from her son, Eric, who is studying in New Zealand)


Tuesday, September 10, 2002

  I just processed a request from a library in Arkansas for the video Kissin' Cousins. Arkansas...kissin' cousins... Just had to share that.


  My friend Todd sent all his friends and family this email this morning:

Hello to all,

I want to ask any of you who have not already, to not send me any poem or little ditty guilting me into forwarding ten more emails about remembering 911. It was tragic, and I am sorry, but let it go. I do not celebrate war. You know, I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, "God forgives, America doesn't." I disagree. If that's America count me out. I don't choose to participate in this flag worshipping-genius-marketing-scam thats going on. Has anyone ever heard of worshipping a strange god? I think this is it. No, thank you, I wont do it.

Look up, and see the sunshine or the stars and just be greatful to be alive. Be happy!

So please DON'T send this to ten other people, and DON'T guilt them into remembering something they don't want.

TODD


Yeah, what he said. We all remember, we don't need reminding.

Monday, September 09, 2002

  The Great Firewall of China

Holy fuck! My website is filtered by the Chinese government:

Real-Time Testing of Internet Filtering in China
Documentation of Internet Filtering Worldwide
Jonathan Zittrain and Benjamin Edelman - Berkman Center for Internet & Society - Harvard Law School

Please wait for testing results. Full testing can take as long as 120 seconds.

Starting testing...
Stage one testing complete.
Stage two testing complete.

Testing complete for http://www.spinsterlibrarian.net. Result:
Reported as inaccessible in China

I'm banned in China!

  Hey y'all! "It's Peanut Butter Jelly time!" (If I have to have that song stuck in my head, you do too. Link from Rachel via Davezilla.)


  Nessie! In a related story, I saw Fake British Guy again last night, but didn't have my camera at the ready.

Saturday, September 07, 2002

  Okay, so this guy I know is going to sell his sperm... *sound of needle scratching across record*

A friend stopped by my office the other day on his way to a fertility clinic to give his first "sample" sperm donation. If his semen is deemed acceptable, he can get $50 per "donation," up to twice a week. But first he has to go through a rigorous screening process:

-- a complete physical examination
-- an in-depth review of his medical history
-- a review of his family's medical history
-- a chemistry panel
-- a complete blood count
-- blood group and RH factor testing
-- urinalysis (Is this why he quit smoking pot recently?)
-- infectious disease screening

and his "sample" must be tested for:

-- sperm count
-- motility
-- freezability

If he gets through all that, he can make up to $100 a week. Sure, it's easy money, but what about the fact that he will have children out there somewhere?


Friday, September 06, 2002



Tuesday, September 03, 2002

  I can't seem to edit the last post... The picture link didn't work, and for some reason Blogger won't let me go in and fix it. Anyway, to (kinda) see Fake British Guy go to my photo album, click on the My Photos folder, and then the Fake British Guy folder.

Sunday, September 01, 2002

  OMG! After a long absence, Fake British Guy is back! He's here in the library, and I'm going to try to get a picture.

Update: Pics! Sorry for the blurriness -- I couldn't use the flash...
posted by Kate Sunday, September 01, 2002  

Thursday, August 29, 2002

  Feeling lonely? Well, they are too: Jail Babes and Jail Dudes (link from Evan)



  Read the customer reviews of this toy: Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 (Link from Angel.)

  Angel sent me an email about this today. I'd seen it before, and it had bothered me, but back then I didn't have anywhere to bitch about it. I think that it is pretty blatant copyright infringement on Amazon's part of the famous R. Crumb work. What do you think?

Amazon's version:

"But don't let that stop you. Keep on truckin'..."

The original:



Wednesday, August 28, 2002

  Actual quote from a library vendor's website:

You're library will now be entered in a drawing to win $250 (retail value) worth of free books. (Message at the end of their badly done survey.)

Tuesday, August 27, 2002

  Saturday morning, Todd took me to the Flea Market. I bought Daytona Beach t-shirts for as little as $2.88 -- the exact same shirts that start at $14.99 in the shops! Cha-ching! I also found a visor with some great "Engrish" on it. I will post pictures when I get a chance.
Saturday afternoon, Todd dropped me off at the beach. Andrew had lent me his body board, and I spent about two hours just laying on the board and enjoying the waves. It was very peaceful. I saw little fish chasing each other around in the water, pelicans diving for fish, and fish jumping up out of the water. Then I sat on the beach and finished Hard Eight by Janet Evanovich.

Sunday, Todd went to church, then came back and picked me up to go to the UU church. He didn't want to stay, so he dropped me off. The speaker was Skip Lowery, who is a professor at Daytona Beach Community College, Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, and Stetson University, teaching humanities, English, speech, and world religions. His talk was entitled, "Why Would a Humanist Teach Religion?" He was a great speaker, and if I were going to school down here, I would definitely take some of his classes.
At the end of the service, I talked to a few people, and asked if any of the people went out to lunch together after church. I was told to talk to Donna or Gordon. Right away, I ran into Gordon, and he and his daughter Natalie agreed to give me a ride to Bennigan's, where some people were taking Skip and his wife for lunch. Gordon drives a hybrid car, a Toyota Prius -- very cool. And he recommended to me a book that he and natalie had just read, called The Bottoms. I'll have to get a copy when I get home.
The waiter was a bit alarmed when his party of nine grew to a party of 14 (I wasn't the only party crasher), but we all managed quite well. I was sitting between Gordon and a really interesting guy named Mark. Across the table from me was a woman named Bonnie, who told us about the book that she is working on: The Darkened Mirror, Voices of Women Leaving the Workplace. It is about how women experience retirement. It sounds really interesting. The guy next to Mark (whose name I have forgotten already, sorry!) was talking about the environment, which led to a conversation about composting toilets, and then over-population, in general. Gordon is really passionate about the problem of over-population, and he is invited to speak to people about it. Mark is very into transactional analysis, and gives talks about it to various groups -- I have to read about it now. Bennigan's had surprisingly good food, I'll have to eat there again some time. Gordon and Natalie said that Todd's was on their way home, and gave me a lift home. UUs are the best people.

Monday, August 26, 2002

  Here is the Friday Five, late as usual:

1. What is your current occupation? Is this what you chose to be doing at this point in your life? Why or why not? Interlibrary loan librarian. I just kind of came into this job, but I find that it really suits me. When I finish my degree, I will probably move to a different library, and I'm not sure if I will still be doing interlibrary loan.

2. If time/talent/money were no object, what would your dream occupation be? If I could do whatever I wanted, I think that I would want to spend all my time travelling and learning stuff, such as: how to work on my car, web design, how to speak Spanish, history, world religions, figure skating, carpentry, etc.

3. What did/do your parents do for a living? Has this had any influence on your career choices? My dad works for the railroad. My mom works at the library. My mother working at the library was actually a detriment to me having a library career, because the library's policy used to be that two people who are related could not work in the library system. I couldn't get a job at the library because my mother worked there, and I had to settle for working in a bookstore, until they lifted that rule.

4. Have you ever had to choose between having a career and having a family? Nope. Because I don't have much of a career, and I don't have a spouse or kids.

5. In your opinion, what is the easiest job in the world? What is the hardest? Why? That's impossible to answer. Way, way too subjective.

  Are you opposed to the U.S. attacking Iraq? If so, here is a quick and easy way to say so.



  Friday night, after Todd got off work, he, Andrew, and I went to Denny's to eat, and then Checkers so Todd could do karaoke. He put in his name, and we waited. And waited. And waited. They were mostly playing dance music, with short interludes of karaoke in between. There was a fight a couple tables away from us, and those guys got thrown out. The dance music was good, but Todd wanted to sing, and after two hours of waiting, he was ready to go. When we got home, Andrew's bike had been stolen off the front porch. Todd and I had both told him repeatedly that he should lock it up, but he didn't, and now his brand new Schwinn mountain bike is gone.

Sunday, August 25, 2002

  We have created a monster. Todd and I took his roommate, Andrew, with us to Denny's Friday night. He had never been to Denny's before. He has now eaten there four times in three days. Maybe it's a European thing, I seem to recall that a Swedish girl that Angela knew also wanted to eat at Denny's all the time too.

Friday, August 23, 2002

 
Tuesday, Todd, his friend Ben, and I went to St. Augustine, which is just up the coast. St. Augustine is very old, and not over-developed, so it retains a certain European/small-town charm, unlike its neighbors to the south (read: Daytona). We visited the fort, the old part of the city, and The Fountain of Youth! We got to drink from the The Fountain of Youth -- the water has a high sulfur content, so it smells and tastes of rotten eggs, yum. It started raining, so we didn't get to look at the beautiful gardens in the park around The Fountain. Bummer.


Wednesday, Todd and I drove down to Ponce (de Leon) Inlet lighthouse. Ponce Inlet is another town that is still not over-developed, and would be a nice place to live. It was a long walk to the top of the lighthouse, but the wonderful breeze and view at the top made it worthwhile. After Todd went to work, I took a walk. Amazingly, the sculptures that the woman had shown us on Sunday were on display in the window of a gallery that I passed, so I got to take pictures of them. I was really glad, because I had been disappointed that I didn't get to take pictures of them on Sunday.

Thursday, Todd and I went to Orlando just to look around a bit. We went to Universal Studios and Disney. This is a low-budget vacation, I'm not really interested in theme parks, and Todd has been to each many times before, so we just did the things that you can do for free just outside the parks. At Universal, we went into the Hard Rock Hotel, which was quite nice. Took the water taxi over to CityWalk and checked out the shops there. We walked over to the Hard Rock Cafe and checked out the entrances to the two theme parks.
Outside of the Islands of Adventure, we talked to Cherah (pronounced SHARE-ah) who is an emcee at the front gate there. Her job is to walk around with a mic, greeting the people coming in and answering people's questions. She is originally from Salem, Oregon and is very nice and helpful.
At Disney, we went to the Contemporary resort, where Todd and his family have stayed before, and rode the Monorail to the Magic Kingdom. We rode on one of the water taxis, and got to see some of the other resorts. Just as we arrived back, a storm hit, making me really glad that we had not paid the hundred plus dollars that it costs to go in the park.
That night, Todd and I played miniature golf in Daytona Beach, and met Ben at the pool hall.

This afternoon, Todd, Ben and I watched the second Austin Powers movie, because I hadn't seen it yet, and we might go see Goldmember. I could have gone to the beach again this afternoon, but I felt like taking it easy back at the house.

Monday, August 19, 2002


  (I'm typing this from a branch of the Volusia County Public Library in Daytona Beach, Florida.)

Things of note thus far:

Saturday evening, I saw a guy in a motorized wheelchair with neon light underneath. That's the first time that I ever thought that that was cool. When we got to Daytona Beach, we picked up Todd's Slovakian roommate, Andrew, and went to the pool hall to meet up with Todd's friend/coworker Ben. I played pool with Todd and Andrew, and beat them both, though that was because one scratched on the 8 ball, and the other accidentally knocked the 8 ball in prematurely, which I don't consider much of a win. (I did hold my own though and could have possibly beat one of them outright, which is pretty good for having not played in years.)

Sunday morning, I went to the LDS church with Todd, and then he went to the UU church with me. We had a heck of a time finding a UU church -- the first one that we went to was closed, and the second one was under construction, so then we had to go to a community center where they are temporarily holding services. It was in a large activities room with a wood floor, that is probably used for dance lessons, yoga classes, and such. The speaker was Rev. Joan Baliker. She is an artist, and she had brought a group of her sculptures in to talk about. The sculptures were of: a woman meditating, a Vietnamese Buddhist woman, a Wudabi (African tribe) woman and child, a rabbi blowing a shofar, a bust of Mother Teresa, Gandhi, a Native American, and a whirling dervish. She talked about the inspiration for each, and the connection she feels with the various religions. The service was very nice, and it makes me less worried about having to relocate for a time if we remodel or rebuild our church.

Sunday afternoon, Todd's aunt had invited a bunch of people over for a pool party. It was me, Todd, Ben, a few of her neighbors, and most of the kids who rent from her. The renters are mostly foreign kids who are here studying at Daytona Beach Community College nearby. They are from Brazil, Venezuela, Mexico, India, England, Italy, and Slovakia.

Sunday evening, Todd and I went to the worst Denney's ever on Ridgewood Ave. in Daytona. When we first walked in, all the non-smoking tables were either filled, or needed to be bussed, so we let them put us in smoking. Water from air conditioning units on the roof was leaking through the ceiling tiles, and dripping on almost every booth along the front wall of the restaurant, including the one they gave us. The ceiling tiles were covered in mold and mildew. We went ahead and ordered, but Todd was getting dripped on. After about 15 minutes, we decided to leave. If they had bothered to bus the non-smoking tables, they could have moved us there, and we would have stayed, but they hadn't. We drove over to the Denney's on International Speedway Blvd. and had a nice meal and great service, from our waiter Tony.

Monday morning, Todd and I went to the beach for a few hours. This was my very first time swimming in the ocean. Cool.


Friday, August 16, 2002

  From an ad in the October 1993 issue of MIX magazine:

When Elvis Presley died in 1977 there were 37 Elvis impersonators in the world.

Today, there are 48,000.

If the current trend continues, by the year 2010, one out of every three people in the world will be an Elvis impersonator.


  I'm going to Daytona Beach (via Orlando) tomorrow. Any suggestions of things I must see/do in the Daytona Beach or Orlando areas? This will be my first trip to Florida.


  I saw My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the second time last night. After the second viewing, I like it even more than before. As we left the theater, a girl behind us said, "That was SO much better than Signs!" Her friend replied, "Yeah, like 40 times better."



Thursday, August 15, 2002

  From our library's collection agency:

"(We are) having a contest for the “Best” excuse. We know that you have heard everything and anything about why a patron has not returned their materials. So for fun, we would like to hear some of those excuses. Once the top 10 are compiled we will let you know so that you can vote for your personal favorite."

Recently, one of our patrons checked out several DVDs one week after he died, and hasn't returned them. We're thinking about entering that one.

Wednesday, August 14, 2002

  Toho Co., Ltd., the company that owns the trademark for Godzilla, is suing Dave of davezilla.com for copyright infringement...



  (If you don't know who David Sedaris is, you can stop reading now.)

Remember David's brother? The Rooster? He got married.
You can read all about it in the September issue of Esquire.



Tuesday, August 13, 2002

  Ernie has created yet another web-game:



  It's Japan Week over at LoveHateLifeDeath. Ank has posted a link to Japander, where you can see American stars whore themselves in Japanese commercials.


Sunday, August 11, 2002

  The Friday Five:

1. Do you have a car? A 1992 Honda Civic sedan.

2. Do you drive very often? To work and back every day, a little bit around town. When I was 16, I drove 2000 miles per month -- these days, I drive about 2000 miles every three months.

3. What's your dream car? This is nice...but not in red. (Volvos save lives. I am living proof.)





4. Have you ever received a ticket? Yes.
First ticket: My friend and I ditched the Senior Class Trip by saying that we were going on a college visit. (It was kinda true...we drove by the college at one point!) On the way home, I was clocked doing 75 in a 55 -- luckily, I hadn't been clocked earlier when I was doing 90 in a 65! He knocked it down to 70, which was nice, but letting me off with a warning would have been nicer. I paid the ticket without telling my parents about it.
Second ticket: I was driving to Indy (not speeding this time), went off the road (don't know why -- I can't remember the accident), totalled the car, and the cop wrote me a ticket for "changing lanes without signaling." Interesting. He told me that I had rolled my car, which was not true. I wanted to go to court to fight the ticket, but my dad wouldn't let me.
Third ticket: I was rushing to work, and drove through a speed trap -- 40 in a 25.
I have never, ever got just a warning -- I get a ticket every time. I haven't gotten a ticket in almost ten years though.

5. Have you ever been in an accident? Yes. I won't even include the ones where I wasn't driving, because there are way too many. First accident: One month after I got my license, turned left in front of a taxi that was driving with his turn signal on. According to the law, it was his fault, but I fault myself for being a naive new driver and trusting other people's signals (or lack thereof.)
Second accident: One year later, the car skidded on wet pavement, and I hit a utility pole head-on.
Third accident: One year after that...see question four.
Fourth accident: Rear-ended a car on my way to my first day at work at a new job. Luckily, the lady was nice, and the damage was minimal -- $150 for repainting her bumper, which I paid out-of-pocket.
Fifth accident: I was rear-ended by a guy in a very large pickup truck, totalling my beloved Toyota Corolla FX, which had been less sold than entrusted to me by a good friend. I was sitting at a red light, and he plowed right into me. I got out of the car to go scratch his eyes out, but my knees buckled, and I had to stay leaning against the car until the police arrived -- lucky for him. He said that he had never been in a wreck before (surprising) and asked if I had. I said yes, and he acted smug, like this somehow made the accident my fault. Bastard.


Friday, August 09, 2002

  I'd like to see the Democrats run this ad. (link from David)


Thursday, August 08, 2002

  From Eric S. who is studying in New Zealand:

"Here on campus it's been Jesus Week. It's been fairly low key...a banner up on concourse, the occasional table with information...but Wednesday they had a fairly sizable setup. Several tables, some musicians and an evangelist. But by some scheduling fluke it was also Sexual Awareness Day, so the *other* half of concourse was taken up by sex booths :)

I went up fairly late in the day, kinda hoping to see concourse in flames, but alas everyone was behaving themselves. I was sitting at the gay booth (next to the blow-up doll they'd been demonstrating dental dam usage on) talking to some of the other members...some of them are pretty anti-Christian, and one girl kept muttering about wanting to go up to the evangelist and harass him. She didn't, but she is a troublemaker...apparently a few years ago during sex day (one which wasn't scheduled at the same time as Jesus Week) the Christians had a table (sharing their perspective, I guess) set up right across from UniQ's. They'd written 'And God said, sex was good' on their banner, so this girl wrote 'And Goddess said, queer sex is better' on UniQ's. Ah, I wish I could have seen that :)"

Wednesday, August 07, 2002

  Pond in a container: good for those who have no yard, or have a yard, but are too lazy to dig



Tuesday, August 06, 2002

  The strange Monday continued with a woman calling up with a reference question about "humping dogs." The reference people refused to talk to her -- probably thinking that it was some kind of prank -- so she called the Homebound department. The woman she got on the phone there thought that she was saying "hunting dogs" and tried to help her. The woman said, "No, I want to know about HUMPING dogs. Having sex with a dog." The flustered librarian transferred her to the reference department, who again told her that they didn't have anything on that, and that they couldn't help her.

This morning, she called again. This time she got me on the phone. She said that she wanted to find out about it because her neighbor was doing it, and she thought that she must be sick and need help. Then she said that it was a young girl, and I said that she should talk to the girl's parents, or call child welfare, or something. She didn't want to call the authorities, and she said that she couldn't talk to the parents because she had had some sort of falling out with them. I told her that there was nothing that I could do for her, and if she wouldn't report it to the authorities, no one else would be able to anything either. I told her that I really couldn't help her, and ended the call.

Throughout the day, she called almost every department in our building, and maybe some of our other branches. Everyone kept saying that they thought that it was a joke, but she seems very serious and concerned. Not that I believe what she says is true, but that she believes that it is true. I think that she needs help.

Monday, August 05, 2002

  How do I know that it's Monday? Well, for starters, the collection agency that our library dumped last year seems to have mixed up their files, and is sending out collection letters for another account with our library's information on them! The letters are for a hospital in another state. So, basically, people are getting letters saying that they owe a public library (that they have never heard of) hundreds, or even thousands, of dollars, and are all calling to complain. (I don't blame them.) We have five phones in this office, and they are ringing non-stop! My vacation is only 12 days away...12 more days...12 more days...12 more days...12 more days...

Update: We were giving the callers the number of the collection agency, and they had the gall to ask us to stop giving out their phone number! They asked us to instead give people the hospital's number. What morons! If they hadn't already lost the account, adding insult to injury by making the hospital handle all the calls, would certainly do it. For spite, we are continuing to give the collection agency's phone number to callers -- I mean, they created this mess, they should have to clean it up!

  Some Japanese weirdness from my friend Angela, who is teaching in Japan: Gloomy Bear. According to Ang, "Gloomy Bear is a giant teddy bear who likes to eat small children. He is most often a pink cartoon bear with blood dripping from his mouth. YIKES!!!!" (Also, note the long claws!)



Sunday, August 04, 2002

  Has Blogdex been egged?! Of the top 25 links on Blogdex at the moment, 12 of them are about decorated eggs...weird.

8. Nature Collection - 5.0 points jaw drop
elegantintrigues.com/nature/ - more info - sources

9. Main Gallery - 5.0 points fabulous decorated eggs
pinkyofhouston.com/main_gallery.htm - more info - sources

12. Pysanky Artists Liubov Ktytorova and Tetiana Vlenenko - 5.0 points pysanky
www.artukraine.com/egg/pysankyp2.htm - more info - sources

13. Kirk - 5.0 points done to an egg
www.carved-eggs.com/kirk.htm - more info - sources

14. Emu Egg Art by Curious Outlook - 5.0 points jewelry boxes
www.curiousoutlook.com/index_egg.html - more info - sources

15. Egg Art Network - 5.0 points Egg Art Network
www.eggartnetwork.com/ - more info - sources

16. Hand Carved Eggshell Sculpture - 5.0 points carved eggs
www.eggzotica.com/enlargements/di.htm - more info - sources

17. Decorated egg - 5.0 points beautiful eggs
www.handmade200.com/decoregg.html - more info - sources

18. Jane the Artist: The VW - 5.0 points modern
www.janepollak.com/artist/eggspage/vw.html - more info - sources

20. Treasures of the World - Faberge introduction frame - 5.0 points Russian jeweler
www.pbs.org/treasuresoftheworld/a_nav/faberge_nav/main_fabfrm.html - more info - sources

21. The Emu Egg Sales Gallery - 5.0 points explosion
www.rockyforkfarms.com/egggallery.htm - more info - sources

24. Decorated Eggs Representing Each State - 5.0 points think of it
www.whitehouse.gov/history/tours/eggsbystates/ - more info - sources

25. "geometric egg art" - 4.2 points pysanky
www.ukrainianegg.com/pics/zpost15.jpg - more info - sources

Saturday, August 03, 2002

  If you are into blogs, like I am, check out Blogtree, it shows relationships between different generations of blogs. I registered, and you can check out my blog genealogy.



  The Friday Five:
1. What is your lineage? Where are your ancestors from?
On mom's side, 3/4 German, 1/4 Irish. On dad's side, mostly English, some Cherokee.
2. Of those countries, which would you most like to visit?
I'd definitely like to go to Ireland.
3. Which would you least like to visit? Why?
I'm probably least interested in Germany, mainly because of the language barrier.
4. Do you do anything during the year to celebrate or recognize your heritage?
Not that I can think of. I don't wear green on St. Patrick's Day, I hate that crap.
5. Who were the first ancestors to move to your present country (parents, grandparents, etc)?
My dad's ancestors, who came here before the Revolutionary War, and lived on the then frontier in North Carolina.


Friday, August 02, 2002

Thursday, August 01, 2002

  "You can't buy it yet, but a drug is being developed in labs in Australia and the US that may prove to be the ultimate lifestyle enhancer - you'd get a fantastic tan and a highly active libido, with a slim figure and clear skin as possible side-effects. It's been tagged 'the Barbie drug'..."

Wednesday, July 31, 2002


  From an interlibrary loan listserv:

'Is anyone able to loan all 4 issues for 1968 of this journal? Patron is a "10." I've asked those who claim to own per OCLC and none could supply.'


Um...what does the patron's appearance have to do with anything? They have to mean something else...right?


Tuesday, July 30, 2002

  SpnstrLibrarian: Hey Tony, Todd just wanted me to let you know that his computer got struck by lightning, and that's why he hasn't been on IM.
Tony: alright thanks
SpnstrLibrarian: Cool. Bye.
Tony: I got his mail
Tony: tell him I miss him
Tony: (ungayly)
SpnstrLibrarian: X'D

(names and screennames have been changed)




Monday, July 29, 2002

  I sent this story in today to Scott Adams for his Dilbert's Tales of Induhviduals:

A guy that I know works for a commercial printing company. Today, one of his cow-workers was outside having a cigarette, enjoying the stiff breeze. For some reason, he was not in the designated smoking area, which is far from their flammable waste, has buckets of sand for extinguishing cigarette butts, etc. Instead, he was smoking next to the dumpsters for trash and recyclable paper, and the receptacles for flammable chemical by-products of the printing process. When he finished his cigarette, he just threw it down, and went inside. A little while later, a neighboring business called 911 when they saw the back of the building on fire. Luckily, the fire was extinguished before the chemicals were ignited.

Sifting through the ash and rubble, the firemen found the cigarette butt that had started the fire. Confronted with the evidence, the induhvidual cried, said repeatedly that it was an accident, and apologized profusely. The fire investigator and police asked his boss if he wanted to press charges, but he declined. Another employee was asked to clean up the mess that was left.

A little while later, the induhvidual went out back to see how the clean up was going, and promptly lit up a cigarette. A little while after that, he decided that he had been "traumatized" by the day's events, and needed to take the rest of the day off.

  Hey Ang, could you send me a washlette? ; )



Sunday, July 28, 2002

  "Yours is a Very Bad Hotel": a customer service complaint in the form of a PowerPoint presentation


Saturday, July 27, 2002

  Remember True Porn Clerk Stories which I posted a week ago? Well, the author, Ali Davis, recently read some of them on one of my favorite radio shows, This American Life. To hear Ali, go to their website, click on 02 under "Episodes/Real Audio by year." The episode containing Ali's segment is called, "Give the People What They Want." To hear just Ali, choose that episode, and then fast-forward to 31:30. While you are there, I hope that you will check out some of their other shows -- Staff Favorites is a great place to start.

While we're on the subject of porn... (That's just so wrong!)

To Angel, Ryan, Chris, and Kristina: I had a great time last night, and I hope we can do that again soon. Special thanks to Chris for packing over here like a sherpa his PS2, two DDR pads, many DVDs/games, and Cranium.


Friday, July 26, 2002

Thursday, July 25, 2002

Wednesday, July 24, 2002

  Celebdaq: the celebrity stock exchange



Tuesday, July 23, 2002

Sunday, July 21, 2002

Saturday, July 20, 2002

  I was just flipping channels, and saw that Cardio Striptease classes are being taught at Crunch gyms. They showed a coed class gyrating and stripping...all that was missing was the pole! I looked it up on their website, and there it was: Cardio Strip a one-hour class with Angel, eight o'clock Monday nights.


Friday, July 19, 2002

  TheBiz, the library blog that inspired me to start my blog, has not been updated since May 29th. About once a week, I pop over there to see what's new, but now there is never anything new!? I posted the following comment on the May 29th post, in hopes that Gabe (yeah, right) or Aaron will resurrect TheBiz:

"Gaaaaaahhh! WTF! Okay, maybe you need some incentive... If you post something -- ANYTHING -- before midnight Saturday, I will pay to have your banner ad removed. Don't believe me? Post and see. If you don't post, I'm removing you from my blogroll so I'm not tempted to check back anymore..."



Thursday, July 18, 2002

Wednesday, July 17, 2002

  Hurrah! I have been indexed by dmoz and Google! (This is almost as cool as the time they printed my letter to the editor in Library Journal.) Google me!

Tuesday, July 16, 2002

  Je me souviens

"Seeking an outgoing, organized, positive, dynamic ALA/MLS director to administer a city/county library..."

Dynamic. That word reminds me of the summer I spent six weeks in French immersion in Quebec. The animateurs who led the group activities had been told repeatedly during their training that they were expected to be "dynamique." Their interactions with us should be "dynamique." Our learning experience in the program should be "dynamique." Dynamique quickly became an in-joke between the animateurs. We students picked up on it, and even worked it repeatedly into the end of school show.* Our animatrice was Corinne Dion (no, she is not related). At the end of an activity, Corinne would ask, "C'est bon?" We would reply, "C'est bon!" Then she would lead us in a little cheer: "C'est bon! C'est bon! C'est DYNAMIQUE!" Thus affirming the dynamiqueness of the activity and our animatrice.

*I would love to have a tape of that show. Our class did a song to the music of Charlebois' "Frog Song," another used "The Twelve Days of Christmas" ("Sur le premier jour a l'Ecole de Langue..." Tres drole.) The show stopper though was the class that sang "U.Q.A.C." to the tune of "YMCA." The guys were dressed like The Village People. C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est DYNAMIQUE!


Monday, July 15, 2002

Sunday, July 14, 2002

  Libraries, bookstores, and publishers target teens.

An interesting article about a new trend: black women and white men. Commentary on the article.

Even in this "hideous right-wing state" I'm seeing more interracial dating amongst teenagers and college students, but I wonder if it will continue into adulthood, or be dismissed as "experimentation" or "youthful indiscretion." I hope that by the time my nieces are dating, they will be able to date whomever they want, without getting alot of grief.

Ten years ago, while away at college, I dated a black guy. He was a great guy, and we had a wonderful relationship, but after I went home at the end of the year, and we were hundreds of miles away from each other, I ended it. My father is a racist, and I'm convinced that if he had found out, he would have thrown me out of the house. Because of my fear, I ended the relationship, and now I wonder, "What if?" This morning when a little biracial girl at church climbed into my lap, I thought, "I might have a kid like her today, if we hadn't split up..."
In recent years, I have wondered what I would do if I met a non-white guy that I wanted to date... Now that my parents are divorcing, I feel like it wouldn't be such a problem. If I dated a guy that my dad didn't like, my dad would not want anything to do with me, and I would not see him at all, as opposed to now, when I see him about once every two weeks. I don't have to worry about him throwing me out of his house, or cutting me off financially, and now that they will be apart, I don't even have to worry about how it will affect my mom. She would not have a problem with it, and she wouldn't be stuck in the middle.