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Tuesday, August 16, 2005
"See, Dad, my French degree isn't completely useless after all!"
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Who knew? Innovation in BFEBaskets serve as mini libraries Monday, July 19, 2004
On a lighter note...The SinghsonsWhere is this generation's Woodward and Bernstein?This morning on NPR, Juan Williams was interviewing Donald Rumsfeld, and asked him about the possibility of restarting the draft. Rumsfeld BS'ed a bit and then qualified his answer by saying something to the effect of, "If you ask me personally - personally, I don't think that that is going to happen." But what if he was asked OFFICIALLY?! This was not some Barbara Walters interview, getting to know "the REAL Donald Rumsfeld", this was an interview on NPR in his capacity of Sec. of Defense! Back in the days of Watergate, that was what was called a "non-denial denial" - if he's called on it later, he can say that that was just his "personal" view, not the actual view of the Dept. of Defense. And Williams just let it slide by, not following up and making him really answer the question...in fact, by the end of the interview, they were chuckling and acting like best buds. Puke. Rumsfeld also claimed that we have enough troops, and that the commanders have all the people that they have requested. Yeah. Right. Let's see, the Guardsmen and Reservists are refusing to re-up in record numbers, enlistments are down across the board, we have over 1000 soldiers dead, and thousands more permanently disabled...yet we magically have just enough troops. Rummy, in the immortal words of Mark Andrus, "go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here."Sunday, July 18, 2004
Get rid of electronic junkDetails here.Sunday, July 11, 2004
On the road again...After many weeks, and a few hundred dollars, my Honda Civic is back on the road. Jeff, our new mechanic, replaced the cap and rotor - which had gone bad, the timing belt - which was waaaay past when it should have been replaced, and gave her a tune up. He dropped the car off today while I'm working circ at the university, and I cannot wait to drive her home. She's a good little car, it's just that at 12 years old, she needed some vital parts replaced. The car got 37 mpg before this, and I can't wait to see if her fuel efficiency goes up even more.Originally, we thought that the timing belt had broken, and as the car has what is called an "interference" engine, that would have meant mucho dinero to repair. It ended up costing us quite a bit, but probably less than half of what a broken timing belt would have cost. While the car was our of commission, I still had classes in Bloomington, so I had to find alternate transportation. I borrowed my mom's car twice - for a total of four days, rented a car four times, and carpooled with a friend a few times. The rentals were interesting. I always requested (and paid for) economy cars, but I don't think that this particular branch even has any economy cars. I got a Chevy Cavalier, a Chrysler Pacifica, a Dodge Neon, and a Pontiac Grand Am. Three of the four had V6 engines, and the Pacifica was all power with leather interior - it was the fanciest, most expensive car that I have ever driven. Monday, July 05, 2004
Literature Abusers AnonymousAre You a Literature Abuser?Take this test and find out! How many of these apply to you? - I have read fiction when I was depressed, or to cheer myself up. - I have gone on reading binges of an entire book or more in a day. - I read rapidly, often 'gulping' chapters. - I have sometimes read early in the morning or before work. - I have hidden books in different places to sneak a chapter without being seen. - Sometimes I avoid friends or family obligations in order to read novels. - Sometimes I re-write film or television dialog as the characters speak. - I am unable to enjoy myself with others unless there is a book nearby. - At a party, I will often slip off unnoticed to read. - Reading has made me seek haunts and companions which I would otherwise avoid. - I have neglected personal hygiene or household chores until I have finished a novel. - I have spent money meant for necessities on books instead. - I have attempted to check out more library books than permitted. - Most of my friends are heavy fiction readers. - I have sometimes passed out from a night of heavy reading. - I have suffered 'blackouts' or memory loss from a bout of reading. - I have wept, become angry or irrational because of something I read. - I have sometimes wished I did not read so much. - Sometimes I think my reading is out of control. If you answered 'yes' to four or more of these questions, you may be a literature abuser. Affirmative responses to seven or more indicates a serious problem. Once a relatively rare disorder, Literature Abuse, or LA, has risen to new levels due to the accessibility of higher education and increased college enrollment since the end of the Second World War. The number of literature abusers is currently at record levels. Social Costs Of Literary Abuse Abusers become withdrawn, uninterested in society or normal relationships. They fantasize, creating alternative worlds to occupy, to the neglect of friends and family. In severe cases they develop bad posture from reading in awkward positions or carrying heavy book bags. In the worst instances, they become cranky reference librarians in small towns. Excessive reading during pregnancy is perhaps the number one cause of moral deformity among the children of English professors, teachers of English and creative writing. Known as Fetal Fiction Syndrome, this disease also leaves its victims prone to a lifetime of nearsightedness, daydreaming and emotional instability. Heredity Recent Harvard studies have established that heredity plays a considerable role in determining whether a person will become an abuser of literature. Most abusers have at least one parent who abused literature, often beginning at an early age and progressing into adulthood. Many spouses of an abuser become abusers themselves. Other Predisposing Factors Fathers or mothers who are English teachers, professors, or heavy fiction readers; parents who do not encourage children to play games, participate in healthy sports, or watch television in the evening. Prevention Pre-marital screening and counseling, referral to adoption agencies in order to break the chain of abuse. English teachers in particular should seek partners active in other fields. Children should be encouraged to seek physical activity and to avoid isolation and morbid introspection. Decline And Fall: The English Major Within the sordid world of literature abuse, the lowest circle belongs to those sufferers who have thrown their lives and hopes away to study literature in our colleges. Parents should look for signs that their children are taking the wrong path -- don't expect your teenager to approach you and say, "I can't stop reading Spenser." By the time you visit her dorm room and find the secret stash of the Paris Review, it may already be too late. What to do if you suspect your child is becoming an English major: - Talk to your child in a loving way. Show your concern. Let her know you won't abandon her -- but that you aren't spending a hundred grand to put her through Stanford so she can clerk at Waldenbooks, either. But remember that she may not be able to make a decision without help; perhaps she has just finished Madame Bovary and is dying of arsenic poisoning. - Face the issue: Tell her what you know, and how: "I found this book in your purse. How long has this been going on?" Ask the hard question - Who is this Count Vronsky? - Show her another way. Move the television set into her room. Introduce her to frat boys. - Do what you have to do. Tear up her library card. Make her stop signing her letters as 'Emma.' Force her to take a math class, or minor in Spanish. Transfer her to a Florida college. You may be dealing with a life-threatening problem if one or more of the following applies: - She can tell you how and when Thomas Chatterton died. - She names one or more of her cats after a Romantic poet. - Next to her bed is a picture of: Lord Byron, Virginia Woolf, Faulkner or any scene from the Lake District. Most important, remember, you are not alone. To seek help for yourself or someone you love, contact the nearest chapter of the American Literature Abuse Society, or look under ALAS in your telephone directory. From JumboJoke.com Tuesday, June 29, 2004
And so it begins...J.K. Rowling has released the title of the next Harry Potter bookMonday, June 14, 2004
Saturday, June 05, 2004
Shoppers are starting to see higher waistlines and lower hemlines, and tweeds, fitted blazers and layers are expected to be big this fall, Schanen said. Saturday, May 29, 2004
Save money, and support the ALAWith this coupon, you can get 10% off at Borders, and they will give 10% to the ALA. Good only June 4th through 6th.Weekend LibrarianToday, one of the campus police officers at the university called me "the weekend librarian." Until I find a full-time job, I guess that's exactly what I am - grad student during the week, librarian on the weekend. The money is pretty good, and if I can get enough hours, I can pay the bills; but once I graduate in August, and certainly by the time the student loans kick in six months after that, I'll either need a full-time position, or a second part-time job.Wednesday, May 19, 2004
"We're heading into the silly season."I missed it, but Nancy "Action Figure" Pearl was on NPR the other day giving her recommendations of the best political fiction. Check it out! (pun intended)What religion are you?I attend a Unitarian Universalist church...well, here in Indiana it's a church, but apparently in Texas it's not.Sunday, May 16, 2004
Libraries old and new...Alexandrian rediscovered: "Archaeologists have found what they believe to be the site of the Library of Alexandria, often described as the world's first major seat of learning."The new Seattle Central Library: Check out this slideshow. (NYT login may be required) |
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